The public library, an institution Ayn Rand would have liquidated on her first day as elected despot, has finally delivered my copy of Atlas Shrugged (“Part 1”). True to the spirit of rugged individualism, the item is equipped for rational self-checkout.
I had previously suggested that gay Objectivist speed-dater Jason Holborn hold a superfun teetotaler viewing party for this chef-d’œuvre. Let’s make it a twofer! We can now pre-celebrate Paul Ryan’s inevitable victory as “next president of the United States.”
Everyone’s invited (NO FATS – NO FEMS – NO ASIANS).