Victory lap

To celebrate last night’s squeaker victory over the philistines, I thought I’d do a victory lap of local branches, where I would hand back Jason Statham movies and adopt the corniest thumbs-up gesture practicable.

  • Me handing back ‘Crank 2: High Voltage’ at Jones
  • Me handing back ‘The Transporter 3’ at Queen/Saulter

Unwatchably trashy Jason Statham movies, I should say, at the risk of tautology. My friends were quite game to cower behind their monitors and play along.

Oh, and what other trash did I pick up on that same trip?

Now begins the process of truth and reconciliation. It’s gonna have to start with apologies from wrongdoers. See you at the next board meeting.

Advertisements